So I have play to get this? I've logged about 2 hours. Mostly opening scene and load time.

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You don't win all the internets today for your comment is dumb.

Jokes on you! Call of Duty does play like Halo now. ;) Spacey Jump FTW!!

I worked at Epitonic with Jake from Cardboard Computer and I didn't know he made Kentuky Route Zero. Now I must buy it. Good work, Kirk.

I wish I knew what platform these were for without resorting to Google.

You'd never say that shit to Tina.

I get what you're saying for sure. Who wants to be a slave to ping? And CoD is pretty jacked at times. Same with BF4. Rubber band city. Just wish it didn't have to be 500% health as the alternative. I love the Halo games but sheesh... Sherman tanks fighting with pintle mounted M240s. Plink plink plink...

Is that an insult?

Lies.

I hate these games where it takes 46 torso shots to kill an enemy. But they have armor you say. But they have strength enhancing limb actuators you say. Then they should carry a higher caliber weapon. I'm getting bored shooting up and down the same old dipshit... I gotta find a new place where the guns have kick.

Spartan because it lacks a bevy of features?

My platoon sniper always said the velocity and size of a .50 cal round would create a sort of vacuum as it passed by and rip the blood out of your body if it passed within a foot of you. Fanciful thinking I guess. The magic of murder.

Yeah I did that once when I was 16 to replace a broken PS1. Hot glued the box back. Sorry next guy. I've repented.

I'm having problems with the NBA 2k14 servers but really that's just 2k shenanigans so I will buy 2k15. Worth it anyone?

So Xbox One clearly won the console wars. Or should I say... Xbox Won.

Damn you lizard farm! Damn you to he...elp!! I'm being DoS'ed! /// Load "*" ,8,1...

But...the children!!

You're such a douche for posting this image.

Oh I got sex from the wife. Happy holidays to me!