I got a full bag golf club fitting from a master fitter. Now I need to get the clubs myself. But hey! I'm a dad so I just care about my kid's gifts. Like the electronic drum kit I got them. Rawk!

If North Korea had the ability to target the White House in any meaningful way they would have done it already. Maybe they meant they were going to target White House Down on Netflix?

Being Undead John Malkovich

It was a conscious uncoupling of her head from her body.

Don't you get automatic approval after so many posts? I feel I did with my last account but then switched phones and couldn't remember my account details and now I'm Mumbo Jumbot.

Don't fake it when you have sex with them. They'll remember that.

They broke with a phone call?!? What a shite product.

I don't remember that.

Mmm... Punching a baby.

They are going to unleash Simian Flu on theatres worldwide.

Or Americans!

then everyone who watches it will have their computers/TVs/Rokus explode.

Peter Quinn 2.0.

It's the Weinsteins.

These hackers are pathetic. I hope they hack my Kinja account and find pictures of my dingus on iCloud. James Franco stars in those too.

i bought this game not realizing it was an mmorpg. So I'm dumb. And then it takes 3 hours of loading any time I travel between maps. Unnecessarily long load times piss me off. One reason I never finished the new Deus Ex. Barely survived Mass Effect 1, but only because I didn't have children. Now my time means…

People who watch the Cosby show are shit stains. Not a racist comment. Just a fecal one.

absolutely. Writer hit the nail on the head. Cheers is one of the best shows ever. Perfect comedy writing nearly every episode. I watched all 11 seasons in Netflix in a row then decided I could appreciate Seinfeld as a comedy that's well written, even if Jerry and Kramer are tiresome.

I put around 100 hours into the early access last summer and never died on a ladder. Eaten by invisible zombies that walk through buildings and bite your toes through floors, yes.

image stabilization from android version 6.4. Apple be like what???