um... jedi.

that is one cherry lifesaver.

china

I used Kinect to take a business Skype call yesterday and the first thing the guy commented on was how cool my camera worked... it was moving around and following me. So there's that. A reason to bring it to my new office.

I hate that I bought this game. I dislike MMOs. I just thought it was a new cool shooter and ordered it on release day to see the new tech and graphics. I'd like to play but I get so angry waiting for missions to load that I just give up... I'm a sucker.

is Greg the Mad mad, bro?

I thought they were working on a remake for years? Is it vaporware now?

I assume this doesn't count the cutscenes? That intro alone is 40 mins waiting to get beheaded.

Or they got the hose again.

what's a CD?

I literally made gloves out of kids to handle other people's games.

drugs.

I'm a music publicist and I have to agree with you. Tons of similarities. You don't always want reviews to run a month before the album release because how are fans (and potential fans) expected to care what some dude thought when they can't even hear the album for weeks? I love your stance on embargoes.

I built a $1500 gaming PC this year and never turn it on because Windows is a pain in the ass. Xbox is just on and it plays games without too much hassle. I'll probably PC game it up some day... I just wanted to join the master race. Like a Hitler youth.

If I saw a weeping angel Lego in my house I'd shit... a brick.

Aliens: Colonial Marines. And Fallout 2.

Nope.

It's called sarcasm, broseph. 99.94% of Internet content is sarcasm. Look it up.

There should be a car game where you drive around on your 2007 Honda Civic with $400 in aftermarket glue on body kit parts and blast shit music with a car full of cig smoking Bros and try to pick up women. Bonus points if there's actually an available seat in your Chive-fueled Bromobile, if by some miracle of science…

hey that guy, you're an asshole. And you know it. Way to be wrong.