Damn, and here I was thinking it was a good idea to take financial advice from a guy who got hit in the fucking head for a living.

if you wanna be a big-time city, I think you gotta hold on to these teams, and once they leave, they aren’t coming back.”

so many good name choices if the NHL would get rid of the “gambling stigma” nonsense. As if people don’t already associate the city with it.

I like to call them The Lost Wages

I’d name them the Vegas Odds, and then I’d give them letters instead of numbers, and we’d play Cheeseburger In Paradise every time we score a goal because that would all be very odd.

Why not hand over operation of the Clinton Foundation to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation? This way any value the Clinton Foundation provides is not lost and it takes away the political value of donating to the Clinton Foundation until after Clinton is no longer Commander in Chief.

I know this is sacriligious here, but I rooted for Jim Tomsula because he worked his ass off and took shit for years only to be put in the worst possible position. He’s the anti-Lane Kiffin and I respect all of those shitty odd jobs he had to work.

Ref was standing right several feet away looking right at both of them. Silver loves to call out the refs but at some point you just have to let the people on the court make the call.

Landon is crying himself to sleep tonight.

This story is pretty sad and SUPER-SUPER-SUPERFUUUUUUCKed up

LeBron James wears 23

MLS will never be world class until its players are blackmailing each other.

I had a professor in college who spent his time ripping on Civil Engineers: “Now, the Civil Engineers spent their time making things stand up. It wasn’t hard. But they would always talk about needing a good foundation in the dirt. Then, someone decided ‘dirt’ was a bad word. So, to make themselves sound smarter, they…

Huh. I don't think the Madden Curse has claimed anyone via STD yet, so that's cool.

Charles Barkley.

As long as Zack Snyder’s around at least Howard won’t be the most disliked person associated with Superman.

Good for him. Most college kids would hit the pipe.

Has Bryan Singer jumped the X-shark?

They’re not exactly all in the same exact place - Captain America and his team are all wanted fugitives after breaking out of prison. When Captain America can’t set foot in America anymore, that’s a big deal. And it doesn’t seem like Stark got any closer to forgiving Bucky, so as long as Cap is protecting him there’s…

Captain America hitting someone causes no more damage than a normal human being hitting someone- albeit the absolute peak strength normal human being. Captain America is not a superhuman like Spider-Man, he’s basically just Lance Armstrong circa 1998-2005