God, I love Liz.

Huh. Maybe what they say about us gingers lacking souls has some basis in reality.

I feel even more justified for walking out of Superman now. Whatta twat...

Okay so... am I the only one who thought that Zwolinski, even with the broken nose, face staple, and bruised/bloodied face, is really hot?

“Rowr,” I thought. “I will win your heart through the time-tested practice of giving you the same gift over and over again until your love meter maxes out, then completing whatever arcane quest is necessary to obtain the unique item that allows me to marry you.”

Came for the life hack, stayed for the relatable sense of anxiety and fakery surrounding the cancellation of plans.

Re: the gentlemen from Litchfield—bless their hearts.

I’m sorry, that’s so rough... I learned quickly not to trust college advisers. But I promise it’s not too late for you to get into a Masters program! Actually, time out of academia make you more valuable in their eyes.

Woooow that’s a shitty advisor. Especially since you don’t have to have your thesis banged out when you apply for a Masters—and I say that as someone with a degree in Medieval History (HIGH FIVE FOR THE UNDERVALUED, ULTRA-COOL MAJORS!) who had no clue what I was going to write my thesis in until the middle of my…

That’s it—I’m driving up to NH and whipping my tits out. Anyone else with me?

I am LOVING Hit Me Baby One More Time.

RE: A chunk of the comments section—

Seat cushion or armrest, honey—which was it?

“The only thing that is going to stop murderers intent on doing harm is to give good people the legal authority to carry a gun to protect themselves and our children,” he said in a statement to The Hill. “More of my friends would still be alive today.”

“I never meant to hurt you.” A classic.

Thank you so much for sharing your story. It’s the first step to de-stigmatizing a procedure that all women should be able to access, and clears out a lot of the noise surrounding the abortion discussion.

They went out, got an education, work hard, and earned it. I shouldn’t have to worry about being accosted. I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.

If anything caused Holtzclaw to become unhinged, that may, in part, be what did. For the first time in his life, he had failed and the goal he had long sought was no longer available. For the first time, his strength and will had not been enough.

...Am I alone in thinking this is actually kind of cute, and actually makes me fond of JPII?

...a campus officer summoned to the scene initially told Uplift teachers that the students were just exercising their First Amendment rights, before finally agreeing to take a report.