Wholly accurate.

While I’m not seeing “gay” used anymore in New England, apparently the new fad is “queer.” Yippee...

Professor Wiesel taught me so much in such a short amount of time, enough that I will never be the same person I was before meeting him. This is a sad day for a world that has lost such a person, but I hope it has brought him peace and perhaps reunion.

I definitely recommend Cradles to Crayons and Children’s International. Cradles to Crayons takes donations in the form of money, items, and time. Some of the most fun I’ve ever had was the three hours I worked at the C2C center in Boston putting together packages for kids. I’m also a big fan of Children’s…

Tangential, anecdotal story about Scott Brown that (I think) relates closely to the attention whore crap he’s pulling here.

Oh FUCK OFF SCOTT BROWN. No one likes you. Go back to your sad, sad hole, you attention whore.

I’d suggest refugee status but I literally can’t think of anywhere good to move to... I say split the state, keep all the good stuff, and let the crazy cowboys annex a section—that will then be invaded by Mexico.

No offense meant, mate! What if we exported the stupid to a section of the state and let that secede? The crazies can have their yeehaw ranch, and the rest of the state will be a bastion for all the great stuff. And maybe as a compromise, new Disney World can be in Stay!Texas so we can ditch Florida.

But, but, but, Disney World!

And don’t forget #texit! Which, incidentally, would be the only good thing to come out of Brexit.

Abigail Fisher, an aggressively mediocre white woman

This gif is about all I can muster. Holy shit.

The source alleges that at least one upperclassman refused to be alone with Turner and that his ex-teammates largely believe that he should have received a sentence more befitting his crimes.

Just for a second, imagine you were autistic, and to see how many people stopped protecting their children against diseases because they’re too afraid to have a child like you.

BONDI: I was defending the constitution of what over 69 percent of the voters put in the constitution.

NO. NO TRUMP, NO. FUCK YOU. YOU DON’T GET TO TAKE THIS TRAGEDY AS YOURS. HOLY SHIT I’M SO MAD I CAN ONLY MANAGE SWEARS.

I never knew I needed this until I saw it, and it has enriched my life.

This is both a brilliant and terrible idea—count me in.

Holy crap that is just... wow. I’m sorry this happened, and I can see how that would make things super confusing.