If you’re referring to Top Gun, the movie about the 60 year-old man who could fly better than any of the youngest pilots in the world and literally survived a suicide mission that was exactly like the end of Star Wars, that was 100% a superhero movie.

And that there was no 80 year-old on the planet in 1969 who looked like Harrison Ford.

Raiders was set in 1936, so he will age 41 years between 1936 and 1969 instead of 33.  Not quite as bad?

I don’t really understand why this is a “Bullit” movie.  I think Spielberg/Cooper is enough to sell people on the flick.  I don’t think “oh, yeah.  Bullit.  It had a car chase, right?” is going to put a lot more asses in seats.

Top Gun was super entertaining, but saying it’s not a super hero movie just because it involved uniforms and not costumes is crazy.  West Side Story was boring and the very definition of unnecessary.

Right - which is why “I don’t like things compared to the way they used to be” is bullshit - because you only remember the cream of the crop. 90% of all art of every form from every era is pretty much crap. It’s just that the further you get away from said era, the hazier your memory of the crap becomes and the better…

It’s weird that half the Thunderbolts team is essentially composed of Captains America.

Broads love it when you come onto them as a bull or as a shower of gold.

Yeah - and I think good evidence of its level of artistry is that literally no one else has been able to pull off the “cinematic universe” despite numerous attempts.

Or, for a movie comparison, not having centralized control of a storyline gets you shit like the Star Wars sequels.

Not if you control the tachyon flow by channeling them through the main deflector array!

I don’t understand - they’ve discovered that disembodied spirits aimlessly wander the earth for all eternity, and lots of people suddenly want to sign up for that?

You fool!  You would need to bombard the isoneutronic pulse wave carrier with tachyons, not reverse the polarity!

What about Dr. Phil? Can we still ask her to apologize for him? Or foisting “The Wish” (or whatever that bullshit sorcery she was promoting was called) on people as legit?

Anne Hathaway used to prompt a collective reaction from us all as well.

I think it was actually “assistant crack whore,” wasn’t it?

“Quaid . . . open your DMsssssssssssssssssssssss”

He’s not just pompous; he’s also unbelievably stupid.

My guess for the next Mathew Perry book excerpt: “Betty White kept trying to give me comedy advice for like, 20 minutes. Finally I had to kick the old broad in the face just to shut her up.”

Oh, we’re supposed to believe that there’s somehow an invisible strap-on?  Come, on man!