Is it really wise to have a website devoted to kinjitsu, the ancient art of stealth and assassination?

I never got a Disqus account. Will my legacy account port over, or will my posts be lost, like tears in rain?

Sure. And when you're in the store, you can just take stuff as long as you don't get caught.

Answers to the questionnaire have no bearing on who is ultimately qualified to sit on the jury. They're just how lawyers take the temperature of the jury pool.

My first boss was an old guy who said "eat you out" instead of "chew you out."

I'm not sure what their "We're going to leak info about the episodes 3 days before they air!" endgame is. It's not like people aren't still going to watch them. Everyone who wants to is already subscribing to HBO or stealing the episodes.

Sort of, but imagine trying to figure out where to start in the giant pile of Captain America (or whatever) trades if you have little to no familiarity with comics. Plus, at least under the current publishing model, trades don't exist if there's no one to buy the floppies.

It has absolutely gotten better. It's ratings haven't, I don't think.

But . . . but CNN is fake news!

Jeff Sessions will call for the cancellation of the book when he sees a cover featuring a tied-up Phantom Lady.

Yeah - he was hampered by the fact that they kept telling us he was the world's smartest man while showing him to be an incompetent moron. Compare to how Marvel handled Tony Stark:

They do sometimes. See about 50% of the X-Men movies.

The Hel costume from the new Thor shows how well Galactus would work on screen. (I would allow that they should remove the "G" from his belt buckle.)

Approved.

"These things have been popular for 50 years! Let's change them because we somehow think we know how to do it better!"

Yeah! I don't know why they feel comics Doom won't work. A techno-sorceror who rules his own country? How are you going to beat that?

Chiklis and Evans were both pretty great in their parts. If they hadn't so woefully miscast Sue and Reed, those movies could've been pretty OK.

Fox owns both the X-Men and FF characters, right? So, about 40% of Marvel's characters? It's ridiculous they couldn't build their own "Marvel Universe" out of that bank of IP.

It's weird that in all the infinite universes Rick has access to, he still hasn't found one where the Mulan sauce is readily available.

I don't understand why Marvel Studios has trouble with its vulnerability. I mean, just because they can't affect the color yellow directly doesn't mean that they can't just pick up a mountain and drop it on the yellow thing.