I love you, Surge and all. 4 realz.

Good for you! That is insane. Your poor bones. Now you love water, right?

I have no sympathy. Your body, your choice. But, honestly, Surge?

Make someone sticky.

Shake it up and make someone extremely sticky.

Fuck the hell off.

That's his daughter, Zoe.

The second involves actually culturing it to figure out what antibiotic will work best.

I'm finding that's true at any age.

Breasts: Not Just for Decoration.

Fuck off. No, really. Do it again.

I hate this man. I just learned of his existence but I hate him. (And, who would have an affair with him? Honestly!)

My husband was on a plane with Danny Glover who was surprisingly short.

My brother is married to our first cousin. They didn’t meet until he was in his 40’s. At a family reunion. Only one person in our huge-ass family had a problem. They had to do it in NY as it's not legal here.

Speaking of failing every science test, my HS pal once scored zero on an exam. It wasn't multiple choice; he literally wrote nothing except his name. That's dedication.

What a horrendous human being.

But the bride's parents are supposed to pay for the wedding. :/

Get the trench. Burberry is forever.

I’ve been trying to post a pic of a tiara from the British Crown jewels for ten minutes! Fucking Kinja!

That is not true. And have you ever felt the difference in weight between silver and platinum? No comparison.