6cary Movie remains an unappreciated classic

I like to consider myself a pretty adventurous eater, and i think I'm going to try balut one day. But, I'm really wondering if I can bring myself to crush a little baby bird skull between my teeth.

I agree. This Street Fight really suffered from a dearth of Psycho Crushers and Flash Kicks. Plus, I couldn't even select the color scheme of their fighting outfit. A subpar outing in my book.

I'm not sad or anything. I just googled Jack Chick to check out some of his greatest hits and it was at the top of the search.

Jack Chick died today.

It's getting harder by the day to be a straight white man.

When thinking of relevant Blink-182 lyrics, I guess it all depends (undergarments).

Ed Wangley Jr.

Future Sex: The only reason I find the strength to get out of bed in the morning. It'll happen one day.

I'm pretty certain that he won't be getting the nuclear launch codes after this week. If all goes according to plan Hillary will cause his head to explode at tomorrow's debate.

I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.

Does millennile mean senile from overexposure to emojis combined with a Big Mac deficiency?

Hello, this is Hean Sannity. Yes, I'd like my usual.

White Guy Intentions is the name of my new all white guy Reggae band.

And I said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's"

Orange you glad I didn't say Bania?

Home brewers can approximate the effect by mashing up dirt and worms into some Coors Banquet Beer.

It also didn't help that they were all far too old to be working on The Enterprise. Spock's dentures were practically falling out of his mouth in that film.

He's the rich man's Jeff Dunham puppet.

Joe Pantoliano is the poor man's Joe Pantoliano.