But who cares
No big deal
We're all whooooooores

He's really got a John Travolta thing going on in that picture.

Maybe he can get a job in the mess hall so he can still take twenty minutes making one damn sandwich.

NOW WITH THIS GUY TALKING! JUST DROP THE SHIT OFF AND GET THE FUCK OUT! IVE GOT TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO WEDGE EIGHT MORE AC/DC SONGS INTO THIS WHORE OF A MOVIE!

LISTEN HERE GUISEPPE! I'VE GOT BRASS FUCKING BALLS. I TOLD STANLEY GODDAMN KUBRICK TO GO SUCK A FUCKING EGG. I'M MAKING THIS MOVIE! ME!

IF IT HELPS I CAN HAVE YEARDLY SMITH SCREAM DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EAR FOR TEN STRAIGHT MINUTES.

Cokemirror Vehicle Should be the title of a documentary about Stephen King's tumultuous tenure as the director of Maximum Overdrive

I don't always eat first, but when I do it's before watching Outcast.

*God spins around in a chair that isn't meant for spinning around.*

Everyone is laughing and riding and cornholing except Satan!

The New SlimShady should be the name of William Shatner's line of leisure girdles for the active retiree.

"Make America Hades Again"

I'll sue Del Monte, my good man.

No, good friend, I'm on court order.

Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan & Associates

Not on your life my liquored friend.

Star Trek: Into Shadiness

That's the kind that effects younger folk. I've had it on both sides of my family and it's truly saddening to see some sharp minds go like that.

That would mean that Cappadonna is Hawkeye. He sucks, but he keeps coming back.

Then he was transformed into The Weinter Soldier.