*8 minute long Seth Rogen laugh*

Breckin Meyer bashing, however, is always in fashion.

It was called Upside Down. It had Kristen Dunst.

2010: Self Contact

Haha! We'd never admit that we were full blown alcoholics!

I saw The Stooges on Iggy's sixtieth birthday and him writhing around on stage and acting all sexy despite his aged frame was the best part. The ultimate highlight was him lying on a bank of speakers slapping his own ass when a bunch of balloons bearing his face fell from the rafters. The crowd erupted and ran on…

I wish! Imagine scrawnier and less handsome.

I once ate at a Taco Bell in Chicago and upon seeing my California ID with my last name that is unique to a particular celebrity, the cashier insisted that I was famous. This particular gentleman wouldn't take me being a normal citizen for an answer. I eventually had to claim that I was the celebrity in question's…

You lucked out. I got stuck with Mike Gallego.

What's behind door number three? A sentient skin bag filled with socks!

Willing to be awarded a handsome stipend, yes.

Then get off my lap, you free loader!

They have the conveyer belt stage and oversized top hats in the van ready at a moment's notice.

*slowly sings Rockabye Baby*

Like Ted Cruz gives a fuck what his daughters think.

His hand shakes because it's been 2 hours since his last drink. He accidentally hits the wrong button and he slides into his panic room never to be found.

She's ok with it.

2010: We Get Contact High

He's pissing in that drinking fountain!

The title of Renly Baratheon's sex tape.