A little from column A; a little from column B.

Her friend was trapped in that fridge, and you did nothing!

Who'd have thought that in 2016 we'd all be hailing Louie Anderson as the breakout star of goddamned anything.

Just wear some oddly cut jeans. It can happen to anyone.

[FARTS]

Joe Estevez posts comments on discarded Big Mac containers behind a McDonalds in Burbank.

USA: Sharp Characters Welcome.

That album is my favorite of Kanye's.
ETA: On Sight is really good and should not be skipped.

My mom rolled me up in a carpet and pretended I was dead. I counted the stop signs until I could run away. Strangers thought that I was a girl for a while.

If ever a urinal was asking for a deuce…

I will bow to the new god that is Donye Wump

I think so. I'm 13. That's pretty old, right?

I'd say that at the very least it's a really good time at the movies. I mean, you could go see something that would probably expand your horizons far more than Deadpool ever could. But, it's kind of a fun way to burn a Saturday afternoon. FYI: I passed on the Monday evening silent film showing at Paramount to see Deadp…

It's the only rated PG movie in which I could pause it and see nipple. 5 stars.

We all dead, fuck it.

That hamster's little flying outfit was the best part of that gag.

Was the writer named Gosh Jad?

A show so terrible that even the presence of Kat Dennings can't bring me to watch.

Scully can't leave his desk for too long. He's afraid they'll update his computer and he'll lose Minesweeper.

Don't shoot the orange hulk! He's a good boy!