It's a foreheaded compliment.

Just a spoonful of bullets helps the medicine go down.

She looks more like the McPoyle sister, honestly.

You ought derby ashamed of yourself!

I'll go for the Julia Louis-Dreyfus mannequin. Thank you very much.

As a socialist he would have already shared it with us if it indeed existed.

However, Weeknd in Bernie sounds like a delightful romp.

Just like his hero Prince.

There was a considerable lack of pie to be had in Wayward Pines to start.

Austin+Blanessa? You stupid monkey!

Give me 700 Krusty burgers!

I'm pretty sure that Jay-Z was immersed in real folk issues like 20 years ago.

Yeah, quite a few friends of mine have related that that is a fairly common occurrence. I couldn't imagine the lack of respect for me as a person if anyone would say that to me. As a tall male person, the most I've been told is to move my goddammed legs out of the way on the bus.

The one I'm referring to is pretty specific. He was pretty indignant about the positive reviews of Broad City.

Are you not naming potential names that may refer to an overweight gentleman? The same overweight gentleman who lost his shit over a Broad City thread?

I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was, and now what I’m with isn’t it. And, what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you!

I imagine BATMANGA asking women to smile is much like Jeb! Asking for applause. It's sad and doesn't happen. But, dammit, he tried.

It's like the whole world is ramming all this "don't tell women what to do" nonsense right down my goddamned throat. It would be better if they were more lady-like about it.

That Broad City scene is what I wish all women did to someone who told them to smile. It was perfect.

The commentariat there is so old that "jazzy" implies that he was high on reefer cigarettes.