But it comes with a free frogurt.

If that had happened we'd be witnessing the swearing in of President Michelle Bachmann.

They wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

I already knew that.
ETA: I guess it's Todd that smells. We've got ourselves in a dilly of a pickle here.

*unzips pants for Lucy Liu as crime boss*

There goes my autobiography!

Just like my browser tabs!

I'm wearing extra monocles to properly express my outrage.

That's pretty much his entire schtick.

At least it tells me to play to my strengths. Great job, Internet!

Try Bud Dry.

I kind of like the Internet telling me what to do. I really lack direction.

Cocaine and Poor Oversight: The Andrew Dice Clay Story

He's three pounds of neck fat away from becoming George Lucas.

I really don't think that, say, Bobby Jindal or Ted Cruz are stupid. Both are obviously intelligent people. They have used this intelligence and the backing of some billionaire assholes to take advantage of their constituency. These two at least aren't dumb. They're just assholes.

I think that, for the most part, they understand just fine. They're just assholes.

Can't I save Christmas from my hoveround? I've got my fully auto strapped across my back right next to my insulin pump.

Labirintus sounds like something for which you'd need to see a doctor.

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The reason is as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.