Even Demon-Slaying Cowgirls Get the Blues.

I was thinking it would be like that fight scene in Oldboy, but with guns and The Rock.

Two straight hours of side-scrolling action? Count me in!

He didn't make it. Lost his battle with HoloAIDS late last week.

Looks like those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns!

An energy reminiscent of Jodie Sweetin. So, there's meth involved? And no-one called Jodi Sweetin? How Rude!

He should fry its face on a hot stove till it gives him what he wants.

Women can do more than mop!

That new iPad can simulate the feel of a real woman. And you thought I'd never get a girlfriend, Mom!

So I should shoot them and claim I felt threatened? Got it.

Your choice of film simply lacks the proper kind of "action".

In my family Sunday Funday involved the burning of secular records and other worldly items. We'd then gather around the flames and recite Psalms to one another. It was a wonderful time.

It appears that the cat was caught by the very person trying to catch him.

Isn't that an Alanis Morisette song?

Extremely tiny hands?

Speak for yourself. Nothing gets me going quite like a dry rough palm.

He does look pretty good when he's wearing all of Joey's clothes at one time while doing lunges.

I only use free range organic baby oil extracted from the babies with an artisanal stone baby oil press. It produces a divine flavor and is rich in omega-3 fatty acids.

How could you forget Custer's Revenge? It's the reason you spent so much time in prison.

Even the roach people would have better taste than that and they presumably will be eating garbage.