His voice will be even more gravelly than usual because his throat will be filled with actual gravel.

They'd still know it wasn't a compliment.

It's like telling a band they're as good as Limp Bizkit.

*Eyebrow waggle*

That wasn't Slimer! It was Dan Aykroyd!

Well, there's my mattress for instance.

That's technically a scoop, the best kind of scoop.

Nah, just a sex mattress.

I DON'T THINK IT SHOULD EVER BE CLEANED!

We're watching the sweater unravel in real time.

The way he'd stare at her while making a sandwich for twenty minutes?

They ought to leave it up and just let people fling shit and garbage at it for eternity.

He'd be best slow smoked over some hickory.

That's why we should make jerky out of the elderly.

The broom handle tested better with audiences.

The part will be played by Robert Pattinson's hair glued to a broom handle.

Only his balls grow. The third act is not so pretty.

And a Gwyneth Paltrow-Ben Affleck movie. It's the word that keeps on giving!

So you woke up sore, disoriented, and swaddled in a multi-color sweater?

Since grandma lost most of her teeth I've had an easier go of it.