The Browns are the NFL version of button-mashers...

I don’t even want to talk to people. Now I’m supposed to speak to an unfeeling robot that knows everything and can record and share my conversation to it and anybody else in the house? No thanks.

Indeed, at this unprecedented rate we will soon have the largest percentage of non-native born in our nation’s history,”

Marijuana isn’t really like a prescription drug. It can’t kill someone if they don’t need it. It’s not even as bad as a majority of drugs Americans subject themselves to everyday already.

I hate this. I hate this whole generation thing. I hate how a categorization of cultural and marketing trends came to become important and even definitive outside of marketing and making cultural studies just a tiny bit easier.

These people really love their “free speech” catch-all. You’d think they’d learn what it actually means one of these days.

And they’re free to do that. Youtube, however, as a private company, has no obligation to provide the means for them to do it. It’s their house, they set the rules, if you don’t like it you can host your shit somewhere else.

I sincerely hate this continuing series of posts and I hope that GRRM dies, decades from now, without ever releasing the final book just to deeply upset you all.

Like...you guys do understand that other studios are withholding their back catalog deliberately from Netflix, either because other streaming services are paying more for exclusive rights or because they have plans to cut out the middleman and start their own streaming services, right? I mean, you keep using the words…

It would be so interesting to grow up as a kid and have teachers that treated movies, comics, and video games as being on the same level of importance as literature. I’m 35 and when I was a kid, most of my teachers were in their 40's or 50's and every single teacher I ever had was filled with bottomless contempt for…

They heard “Chad” and assumed someone was talking about them.

Republicans are openly hostile to us; Democrats are about the same on top of taking our votes for granted. Can we just ditch them both and go full communism already?

Lawsuits like these need to hit morons who file them harder than any monetary amount they may have hoped to recover. People should NOT be free to sue on a whim. There needs to be a legitimate, identifiable reason to do so. Lawsuits that are CLEARLY not filed in good faith (like this one), should not only be cause for…

Lesbians don’t gradually decide they want dick if they have a dick-shaped thing penetrate them.

It’s very enjoyable to do it with my wife. Definitely make sure everything is kosher before you get going, i.e. well lubed and relaxed. And don’t force anything. If it’s not working one night, just do it another.

Ah yes, if only there was any compelling source material for Batgirl to draw inspiration from. It must be hard to come up with a story from scratch when no one has ever written the character before.

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Probably not necessary. His contract expires after this season and a mutual split seems like a certainty at this point.

Eventually you play for hours on end as the comfort of the chair allows you to play for far longer than in a normal chair. You sink in its folds as it envelopes you. The neck brace is your neck. The backrest becomes a permanent vertebrae. You become an amorphous blob, effortlessly transitioning between chair and…

Maybe because they expect their constitutional rights would be upheld.