Yes, you're completely right. Normal guys and regular women are easily identified via their uniforms and badges, after all.

Nightlife and fashion photography are famous for tits. Mine are floating around all over the Internet (including gawker, actually) thanks to all the partying I did in NYC during my college years. I was told to show my tits so many times I began to do it without being asked. But guess what? I had a lot of fun and not…

It's not her fault the networks won't let her use her natural, wonderous, beautiful Scottish accent, an accent that makes birds sing when it's spoken. It's like taking away one of her superpowers

Oh no. Oh NO. This is going to be Jezebel's Malaysian airplane, isn't it?

She's probably an "indigo child"

Joke: How can you tell someone is vegan?

I think the thing that's irking me about it is the gleeful, homophobic tone of the supposedly corroborating stories we've been hearing about "wild twink parties." Major news orgs were linking to a thread on IMDB, a site whose forums are infested with idiot commenters and shit-stirring purveyors of rando Hollywood…

Don't you mean "Picked her up in an engineless DC-8 and pre-ordered a 75 million year-old bottle of Hubbard's Reserve, which was on the table along with an e-meter"?

You know what really fries my nads? Whenever a male celebrity is caught cheating, he always just has some kind of "sex addiction." David Duchovny did the same thing. But shit man, let's just call it what it is: you're famous, you can get poon where ever, whenever, so you're taking advantage of your celebrity status…

This is a genuine comment on the E! Emma Stone article:

Oh, man. Oh, man! This is why everyone needs at least one good, cynical friend. Or at least one frenemy. You need someone that, upon reading something like "the story is my presentation," will make a face like someone just cracked open a box of old farts in the airstream.

I also have a sneaking suspicion this is how babby is formed.

Fuck, even I'm at a loss here.

"We want to live like common people..." You win everything for this. Jarvis FTW!

This reminds me of the film Margaret, where Anna Pacquin's Lisa has a big grandiose speech about how a dying woman mistook her for her daughter since they had the same name, and someone rebukes her strongly for making it 'all about her and her drama'. Her heart's in the right place, but she's not quite articulating it…

This. Also what Kat said only about being gay, I fucking hate that. I find it insulting, tbh.