To make sure that the quote "only the good die young" remains logically consistent.

What about an A.I.-type ending where what's-his-face has actually been frozen for millenia and it was all a hallucination created by super evolved robots who feel a sorry for the poor little dullard?

Idk, these people probably believe that you are actually removing your thumb when you do that stupid hand trick.

Nice performance, but....how many burkas did she win?

Jesus Christ, are people infuriatingly, willfully stupid about misinterpreting "Ban Bossy." Nobody fucking wants to literally outlaw the use of the word, fuckdroids. They call it that because it's catchy and alliterative. Do you write angry letters to Pringles demanding to know why the fun stopped after you popped? If…

On the other hand, she informed me of the existence of "Satan's Final Frontier".

You should really examine where you lay your judgment. As a law student who survived human trafficking, I live in semi-constant fear that someday I'll be "outed" by way of someone finding me naked on the internet and my career dreams will be over. People like Belle Knox make me believe that there will be a way to…

I mean, maybe, but does it really matter? If their plan was "our advertising should target reasonable people who support the happiness of others, and if it could troll a bunch of assholes at the same time that would be good," then I'm pretty okay with that.

I'm 34 and can barely tolerate hanging out with people that are younger than 27. God help me if I put myself in a situation to congregate with 19-21 year olds. A murder/suicide might be in order.

You've lived my dream! Would be so tempted to casually say "how's Annie?" to him.

Oy, you bring up an interesting point. I've mentioned this a few times before, so sorry to anyone reading this comment multiple times, but while I've always been outraged when I see racist things reported on Jez, I've never felt physical pain, actually sick to my stomach, until it happened to my particular racial…

Actually, it's the ones you would say yes to who would have heard the no.

Self-defined, unless you're bi, in which case it's based on what everyone else thinks.

Ah, see, I don't give enough of a shit to recognize patterns with most of the writers here tbh, so if that's the case, then I must be off the mark.

It's Florida, that's just the producer.