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Didn't we resolve this HUNDREDS of years ago?

To make sure that the quote "only the good die young" remains logically consistent.

Hey, has anyone mentioned that the anti-vaccine statements are on the NAA's website? I just want to make sure people know.

What about an A.I.-type ending where what's-his-face has actually been frozen for millenia and it was all a hallucination created by super evolved robots who feel a sorry for the poor little dullard?

Idk, these people probably believe that you are actually removing your thumb when you do that stupid hand trick.

That blue ball on the left is all the world's surface water. The pink ball on the right is all the world's atmosphere. When you have smokestacks literally spewing out CO2 and CO 24 hours a day, seven days a week, is it really so difficult to see how it can have a significant effect?

LeSigh. I've always had this idea that Jem would be an AMAZING live action movie if it was set during the glam rock era. Like an alternate sci-fi glam rock era with holographic AI, and Jem lives a double life as a singer and techno-geek trying to change society for the better through technological music (like the

Nice performance, but....how many burkas did she win?

Jesus Christ, are people infuriatingly, willfully stupid about misinterpreting "Ban Bossy." Nobody fucking wants to literally outlaw the use of the word, fuckdroids. They call it that because it's catchy and alliterative. Do you write angry letters to Pringles demanding to know why the fun stopped after you popped? If

Damn, I was late to the thread with my bingo card. I would have cleaned up too.

On the other hand, she informed me of the existence of "Satan's Final Frontier".

You should really examine where you lay your judgment. As a law student who survived human trafficking, I live in semi-constant fear that someday I'll be "outed" by way of someone finding me naked on the internet and my career dreams will be over. People like Belle Knox make me believe that there will be a way to

I mean, maybe, but does it really matter? If their plan was "our advertising should target reasonable people who support the happiness of others, and if it could troll a bunch of assholes at the same time that would be good," then I'm pretty okay with that.

I'm 34 and can barely tolerate hanging out with people that are younger than 27. God help me if I put myself in a situation to congregate with 19-21 year olds. A murder/suicide might be in order.

Guardians cameo from this guy would be awesome (in the Eddie Izzard definition):-

This is also a good reminder to folks that a premise does not make a story. Even a plot doesn't make a story, but instead how that story shows character and a message and authorship. Otherwise Hamlet is the same goddamn movie as Transformers, etc. If I'm not mistaken, this is the same guy who did Birth and Sexy Beast.