Oooof. This hits really close to home. A few years ago, I went through a period where nearly every man I dated had some story about the much-older woman he had sex with while he was a very young teen. On the surface, it was always told as a tale of their virility and impressive masculinity, a story meant to make me…

Before. You sign everyone in before Adam and you stick in a "I shall not flee Adam Levine" covenant in the contract.

The saddest part is when they go, "Please forgive us for trying to include people."

Where are our brave keyboard warriors complaining about this misandrist objectification of men? Fapping. They are fapping.

I dismissed him. I love dismissing That Guy.

Not enough dicks on the dance floor

That sums it up! Can we replace the American flag with it, if but for a day?

PORNGHAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The "conscious uncoupling" phrase is a little goop-expected, doesn't mean I don't feel bad, especially for the kids. When I hear stuff like this, it just makes me think that we've come to regard marriage as so disposable (and I speak from the perspective of one who disposed of one). Three things:
- When I got divorced,…

So did Whose Line Is It Anyway, but it didn't involve sexually violating young girls.

I think it will be a peppy celebratory album and sounds a lot like the Go!Team because they can't even contain their collective joy.

Dude, can you imagine how emo the next Coldplay album will be. I mean they are all kind of melancholy, but this will be a super angst fest.

This acerola cherry and jerusalem artichoke smoothie is going down with a heavy heart.

Oh god, we're going to give that Style Angelique Marc Jacobs obsessed girl ideas.

What's next, the Vivian Girls?

I am humbled by Mark for writing this article about my "alien look." Thank you. I started doing this a few months ago, I'm self taught and it is just a fun way of entertaining myself and the people around me. To the people who do not enjoy it; sorry about that. To the people who do; thank you for the kind words & if…

Why the hell would I want to protest his funeral? I've been in favor of it for years!

No, see, the labia are the leaves of a woman's body. Get them out in the sun and they'll start photosynthesizing. True story. Takes a while to get used to them turning green, but so worth it.

Having an eating disorder is not fucking weak. It's one of the most horrendous things to struggle with, that's why so many people die from them, because recovery is not easy. You can get triggered really easily, being triggered is no sign of weakness. You seem pretty dense, so if you need me to elaborate, feel free to…