Oh god, we're going to give that Style Angelique Marc Jacobs obsessed girl ideas.

What's next, the Vivian Girls?

I am humbled by Mark for writing this article about my "alien look." Thank you. I started doing this a few months ago, I'm self taught and it is just a fun way of entertaining myself and the people around me. To the people who do not enjoy it; sorry about that. To the people who do; thank you for the kind words & if…

Why the hell would I want to protest his funeral? I've been in favor of it for years!

Them:

No, see, the labia are the leaves of a woman's body. Get them out in the sun and they'll start photosynthesizing. True story. Takes a while to get used to them turning green, but so worth it.

I just hope the real author got paid enough for his bus ticket home.

Right, therefore it would clearly make a much better reality tv series.

Not particularly. I once ran from an angry swan.

In the Borges story, "Funes the Memorius", the horrifying implications of an unrelenting memory include everything being identified by a unique name. But it isn't enough for the orange on the table to have a name, because of the subtle differences between the appearance of the fruit as the sunlight moves around the …

Or Homer Simpson.

Having an eating disorder is not fucking weak. It's one of the most horrendous things to struggle with, that's why so many people die from them, because recovery is not easy. You can get triggered really easily, being triggered is no sign of weakness. You seem pretty dense, so if you need me to elaborate, feel free to…

At long last: Terry Gilliam is revealed as the overrated fraud he really is !

I don't think I will ever tire of seeing Lupita and Jared in selfies together. Can you imagine what they talk about? He probably felt such relief when he first laid eyes on her. "Finally - someone as pretty as me! Now I can stop feeling guilty for being so gorgeous. We shall be besties."

Robin Thicke is trying really, reeaaaallllyyy hard to win Paula Patton back

Im convinced its his fault Godzilla exists. He used inferior ingredients to make meth, and it mutated a customer into a giant green lizard who is now demolishing cities searching for enough meth to satisfy their itch

I was thinking it was Alice Cooper...

You think that's Gerrymandering? I'll SHOW you Gerrymandering!!