realcaptainparsnips
realcaptainparsnips
realcaptainparsnips

Nothing identifies a dumb, smugly ignorant neckbeard asshole faster than using "SJW" in a sentence. "You guys care about stuff? That's just silly! My life has been easy as shit and I'm kind of dumb so I assume everyone else enjoys the same unexamined privilege I do, hence my sneering contempt for 'social justice

Look, even without the knives, and performed on those who are not toddlers, the very concept of exorcisms is INSANE. It is literally not a sane thing to support, believe in, or be a part of. Demons inhabiting people and needing to be extracted through ritual? Do we live in a fuckin' medieval fantasy novel? Grow up,

But it's cold outside and global warming is over this season since it's so cold outside and all.

"I believe that homosexuality is a sin"..... and yet; "I've never in my life treated anyone differently because of their sexual orientation."

Are you seriously comparing homosexuality to blindness, cleft palates and alcoholism? Seriously? For real? In real life?

I bet next they'll find that confident people have better sex. crazy talk.

The video shows that it's all a matter of light.

Employment of women in Hollywood has not improved in 16 years. In 2013, women accounted for only 16% of all directors, executive producers, producers, writers, cinematographers, and editors. Those numbers are lower than they were in 1998. Even though some people try, given the statistics it is ridiculous to claim

I'm sure she did a great job on the movie, but frankly, I think part of the movie's failing is the subject matter itself. I love comic books, and hang out with almost exclusively people who love comic books, and honestly, the Punisher is a terrible character, it's the worst example of 70's and 80's comic book theory

*please don't let it be organized by white people, please don't let it be organized by white people, please don't let it be organized by white people, please don't let it be organized by white people, please don't let it be organized by white people*

My favorite is "mid-phase Animorph"

At least she'll always have Movie 43.

June Squibb was fantastic in "Nebraska" and it would be nice to see her get recognition for her performance. Bruce Dern too. But I think both of them will be overlooked, which is a shame. It's a quiet but deeply meaningful film with some incredibly honest portrayals - no histrionics or special effects - just damn

Yes, Benedict's skin tone is def bluer than Kif's.

I got bored at work the other night.

Miley Cyrus, Harry Styles, and Vladimir Putin (the Three Musketeers!!) are all up for NME's Villain of the Year

Yes, let's start looking now for the next big thing to get overcharged for.