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Ciara! don't let Jenny near your baby!!!11!!!!

Smoky BBQ potato chip residue

Duh, Bieber, you're meant to snort the coke first, then turn into an arsehole.

I'm not the hero Gawker needs...I'm the hero Gawker deserves.

Surely none of us are really imagining that men just walk out of their apartments and get sex, are we? That would be just as misguided as the belief of some guys who think OKC is a sexual playground ruled by women.

Mesozoic Murdering of My Vagina.

Doing Dodo Dong

Because there are places for that. Like Fetlife - OKC or other more vanilla dating sites aren't really the right venue for that.

Did I just stumble onto the Stormfront dating section by accident? "They're not educated about simple things like morals"? Did you read what you just wrote before you posted it?

exactly. it's not personal. it's something that is indicative of a set of patterns.

Two words that people older than Gen X, Y or Z may remember: Pia Zadora.

The award that I thought was most erroneous was Robin Wright winning over Tatiana Maslany. I *know* Orphan Black is a new show, but that girl works her ASS off. She deserves every goddamn award out there for it.

It's the talent factor. Blanchett has a wonderful reputation for her wonderful acting, Gaga IS a reputation; there is no substantial or unique talent to back it up, so she's got to be much more careful with it.

I said this in the award thread but here's a possible factor into why Lupita didn't win. Hollywood loooooooves when pretty white actresses play roles when they're brutalised and degraded and abused and the camera can linger lovingly over every moment of their exquisite suffering. Such acting craft. Very artistic