realcaptainparsnips
realcaptainparsnips
realcaptainparsnips

In my relationship we had complete fart freedom before the two month mark, and now we're engaged. These things are likely connected.

WU TANG MARRIAGE AIN'T NOTHIN" TO FUCK WITH!

"I feel like there's some type of like plastic in front of her. I don't even know if she's in tune with her real self."

Can Jezebel do a Your Imaginary Girlfriend about Kat Dennings? Pleeeezzzzzz?

FREEDUM OF SPEECH BRO. HE'S JUST EXERCISING HIS RIGHTS BRO.

If anything, I'd say Matt Smith is what kept the last few seasons together. Moffat gave him shit to work with, and he still handled it fairly well.

Autopsy table photo? Nothing will ever top this:

Suddenly his creative peak being a collaboration with Aaron Sorkin makes much more sense.

That or a Kenny Chesney song from like, 2007. But I prefer to believe it's Dr Who.

Funnily enough, I used the old "I have not heard of it, QED it must be a liberal hoax" on my taxes last year and the IRS sent me that exact clip in response.

It was The Hour that cured me of calling D. West "McNulty," pretty much for the reason you describe. He is delightful as a priggish talking head lush.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

Just below the handcuffs and out of the shot are tasers, whips, and Rush Limbaugh masks.

I'm actually really surprised it isn't in portrait.