And here's my related but amusing story.

Amazingly, I didn't stop there; I saw the other people who work at Jezebel, instead of making silly assumptions and then insultingly referring to adult women as "white girl."

She's on Girls? Now, I've seen the show only once but what does it say that I can't remember which one she is? I know she's not Dunham or the neurotic one is she the sexual libertine with the rich boyfriend? Actually, maybe I've just remembering going to a bar in Williamsburg. Sorry, never mind.

You're one of those, aren't you.

I might be able to win here. My parents took me to see a porno when I was 18 months old.

So funny you mentioned that. Growing up, my brothers and I weren't allowed to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and other superhero shows, but we were bred solely on ST:TNG. I learned everything I know about sex from the show, which is why I need to ritualistically battle my mate before bedding him.

I pray for the day they burn the diner down and free Dennings and Behrs to be in a better show.

I decided a long time ago that there is literally nothing Morrissey could say that could turn me against him. He has a lifetime free pass with me. I'm not saying it's right. It is what it is. He likes to shock, but there are a lot of things about him that are kind and empathetic and full of perspective and pathos,…

I suffer from this as well. I find him both insufferable and irresistible. I'm reading his autobiography and every other stream-of-consciousness paragraph I'm like, "Da fuck are you talking about?" yet I can't put it down. I'm a black woman who has had to reconcile my love for him and the Godlike presence of the…

I love his music, but I'm just like "Oh, shut up, Morrissey". Like he is your crazy uncle that says horrible things?

Ok, so how long before the obligatory "in Europe no one would bat an eye at a 13-year-old drinking! Europeans are much more relaxed about alcohol, sex, drugs and all the other things I want to do. Also, Europe's mom totally lets her stay up until TEN on school days!"

If it makes you feel better, here's the response from Jane Doe's counsel:

What gets me worked up is the people who are posting that in my Facebook circles are the same bitches who say "be thankful you're only a step-mother. Imagine what us real mothers go through!" Oh, fuck your vagina with a jackhammer. I raised my step-kids because their "real" mother couldn't do it so back your fucktruck…

cough *Nicolas Cage gif thread* end cough

Cool let's shame LiLo for addiction/mental illness some more.