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The Talking Head will say, "Qu'est-ce que c'est, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better run, run, run, run, run, run away."

I had no intention of reading anything about this until I caught the bit about Marjane Satrapi directing. Now I want a goddamn trailer.

Oh, god, I hope Amanda or her parents or preferably all of them told Phil McGraw to go fuck himself with a brick.

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Linda Lee! I always watch her Doctor Who interviews, she knows her stuff! She also got to interview Matt Smith and Jenna Louise Coleman after the Doctor Who special ep.

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least they got #TilaTequila back in the public eye.

This discussion is probably over, but for what it is worth:

Such stormfront. Very troll. Much cognitive dissonance. Wow.

'Masterpiece' must be the most overused term of reverence on the internet. If the Wachowskis are to have a masterpiece in their portfolio, it'd have to be The Matrix, since it completely changed how action movies are done. And even then, you'd be stretching the word 'masterpiece'. Hamlet is a masterpiece; Wagner's The

Whenever I encounter genuine tinfoil hat types, I try to get them to read "Foucault's Pendulum." I'm not sure if it would fix them or completely break their minds.

She went off the deep-end a while ago, though I can't help but wonder how much of that was brought on by her fame level going from "moderately sized piece of debris from a Chinese satellite NASA is sorta keeping an eye on to make sure it doesn't crash into into anything important" to "whatever that shit was it's

Pimp Mama is determined to make that one daughter happen, isn't she? Maybe she should get 1D kid to piss on Kendal. Worked out for Kim just fine.

Yes, because of course if you try to step into a gay bar when you yourself are not gay, a force field will repel you.

I love Vancouver. It's such a shame it has to suffer like this.

I am beyond pumped to hate watch this movie haha

I wonder if she got the charges dropped by claiming it was the work of a one-armed man?

Well, the caption says "freezing temperatures" so, that's pretty impressive if you consider shrinkage.

Well Ari Schwartz you've outed yourself as a pessimist... again. Couldn't the question be "when should I crap myself today?" I say we get back that can do attitude.

Cate is awesome, but please don't tempt her with power.