I never realized that orgy parties could have themes.

It's too bad all her dog whistles are at frequencies we can hear. I wouldn't mind it if only conservatives knew what she was saying...

Just had a date nite of watching World's End and yeah, it was pretty fab.
Cornettos 4 lyfe.

Miranda agrees

We had NOTHING to do with this!

I actually kept taking it to a place where "a garden" is a euphemism for pubic hair, and then imagined Mark Driscoll taking teeny tiny gardening shears and making elaborate topiary designs out of his wife's "garden". "This week, we're going to do abstract swirls, and then next week, I'm going to try to get in both an…

THIS JUST IN: I showed my wonderful life partner my comment below and got back: "Rick Santorum was on safe ground. 'Apartheid' has three syllables.

Ooooh! I'll play!

Republican analogies are worse than Hitler.

Nelson Mandela fought the injustice of apartheid. I fought an unjust parking ticket.

No one should end an intimate sex scene with the word "clavicle." I mean, COME ON!!!

Why not dismiss him for being generally annoying? That's why I don't like him.

Republican Class On Talking To Women -
Lesson One:

I think the Tom Wolfe sex scene (from I am Charlotte Simmons) should win worst sex scene writing of ALL TIME. I felt gross and awkward and like I needed a shower after I read it.

I just saw 'Blue is the Warmest Color' last week, and what struck me was in fact how minor the lesbian angle was. I felt like the story between Adèle and Emma is much more about social class than about them being lesbians, especially as the film moves into its second and third (!!) hours. For me, this is a movie…