He is an overflowing source of mad joy, isn't he?

After reading two chapters of this book waiting at the pharmacy, I went home and read some Anais Nin to feel clean. That was a first!

Lindy, would you seriously want Russell Brand anywhere near your South Africa? He just looks like the most unhygienic person around. Maybe demand a shower first.

You know, I have mixed feelings on that.

What I don't understand is why we're still having this discussion while His Royal Bowieness still lives and breathes.

The Jenna Maroney of male singers.

I just yelled "Effie Trinket Barbie!" And then, as the sound came out of my mouth, I heard "ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!"

As it turns out, the "Time War" was really just a euphemism for The Doctor & The Great Intelligence's booze-&-drug-fueled roadtrip.

Please, she's 5'5" and a pinch.

It would result in fewer deaths than allowing them to continue on their merry way. Excuse me while I recalibrate for pure utilitarian ethics...

Even after all these years, every time I see Justin Theroux's name my brain immediately mistakes it for Louis Theroux and I get momentarily excited (is he making new documentaries?!?) and then subsequently disappointed.

Doctors hate this one weird trick to prevent HPV, invented by a local mom.

You tell 'em Mr. Mark.

i LITERALLY AM SO MAD THAT I DID NOT KNOW THAT HAPPENED! JESUS. She can't cry her way out of that one. That was blatantly racist, period. But I saw that she also tweeted caitlin moran, so she already had a major side eye from me. smh. disgusting.

How can you look at that picture of a black cock dressed up as a stereotypical black person that Lily Allen clearly thinks is amusing and necessary to show to a woman of color, and think that people perceiving her and her video as racist is wrong?

I feel like Erin is on "clean up crew" for other Jezzie writers lately.

There's nothing sexier than dressing up as an animal that eats its own shit.