Joan rivers is by far more relevant than most of these fly by night starlets. Joan has been around forever, she is a comedic genius. Chelsea handler and Kathy griffin among others will never fill her shoes. Joan was a pioneer for women comics. And at 80 years old to still work as much as Joan does is beyond amazing.

This was Barbra Streisand with her award. Can someone please turn this into the meme it deserves to be?

She also looks like a weak version of Yo-Landi from Die Antwoord.

Ok, whatever the reasons were for smoking a joint on stage (and who really cares, youth and dumbness and whatever we've all been there), I call bullshit on not giving "AF" as being one of them. If there's anyone in pop culture right now who gives more of "AF" than Miley Cyrus then I'd like to hear it. Girl is trying…

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Fox headline: "GUNS KILL PEOPLE," RAVES RADICAL FEMINIST FOREIGNER.

Well, good luck hailing a cab now, Craig Paul Cobb!

Goes to "exotic" countries for sex tourism and draws racist graffiti to express himself? White male privilege personified.

Quick, without going to Google, tell us all about Canadian Racism, especially from the perspective of someone that was homeschooled, and then taken out of school at a young age.

Ya, whatever. My cat stared down Marina Abramovic at MoMa a few years ago.

You know what would be great? If we had open, honest discussions about marijuana. If people actually acknowledged that marijuana dependency is a thing, but it's not as severe as the media makes it out to be, but that doesn't mean it should be minimized. Meanwhile, let's stop acting like a largely clinically untested…

Marina said no food!

The difference being, Abramovich isn't thinking, "you look like a mouse and if I was larger, I might EAT you," among other unfathomable cat thoughts.

Oh hey Justin, doing some graffiti, huh? Whacha got there? Is that... what?

I used to waitress at a comedy club and met Kristen Schaal. Her live show was hysterical and for two nights in a row she came out to the bar with the staff and was really funny and laid-back. I just want you all to know so you can feel as good as I do about her success.