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Okay, two things:

I agree, I enjoyed Haywire. However, I think when people cross over from something like sports they get judged a little harsher. Can people really tell me that Carano is hands-down a worse actress than Gal Gadot, Elodie Young, Olga Kurylenko, or Jaimie Alexander?

Back when he was a zoo DJ before he got into this scam, he was on some anti-gay rant and a caller asked if he thought people choose it, and he said yes. Caller asks if Beck chose to be attracted to women rather than men, and Beck said yes, and the caller said he had pretty much just defined bisexuality. Beck got

Taco Bell before taping is never a good idea.

Amateur.

Or GTFO.

I really feel that Oliver Stone needs to do a biopic on Beck asap. He would be perfect for a guy like this. heh

Say what? She's an tattoo artist (nothing wrong with that but I'm a writer and I wouldn't expect to be named "HOTTEST CHICK IN CYCLING!")

I thought it was a good "don't care" face if anything, ha

You know what, I honestly love Heche for her Paltrow-itis, because that means that she has overcome this shit:

'Heche has claimed that her father repeatedly raped her from the time she was an infant until she was twelve, giving her herpes.'

Which, in my book, makes her amazing, regardless of everything else.

I love Kristen Schaal, that is all.

Oh man, Violet doesn't get any of these references yet but she will soon.

IS YOUR WASHROOM BREEDING BOLSHEVIKS?

Next week on the true history of Captain America: Red Skull..

Well, he can always move to Kentucky and run for the US Senate someday.

Rush Limbaugh concern-trolling people for demeaning women. Wheeee.

Actually, "abortion machinist" is one of the few blue-collar jobs left in America today.