Psh. That's not a catfish vagina scene.

I am confused. I thought he was talking about the film Catfish. So I was thinking that is that not her vagina? Is it's someone else's vagina and Diaz's vagina lied to you on the internet. Then Reiner met the real vagina on the car and it wasn't the vag he fell in love with on the internet. I'm so confused right now.…

I actually would prefer those were the people who DIDN'T go into politics, personally.

Kate Bush is laughing somewhere...Probably on that cool hill she lives on.

I sort of feel as though someone who looks like Katy Perry objecting to other people taking their clothes off for attention is somewhat along the lines of Shaquille O'Neal objecting to people using footstools to change a lightbulb.

Time and place, seriously. Cab Calloway was on Sesame Street, but he wasn't singing "The Reefer Man" there. Hey, remember when Sesame Street was frigging GREAT?

I dunno, i see a sexy looking woman in erotic poses surrounded by a white substance being ejected everywhere and i think shes just getying ready to make a sundae with whip cream.LOTS of whip cream.

But it's tasteful you see, unlike all those other popstars because reasons.

I'd totally give her a KitKat.

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. Tilda Swinton is the new Chuck Norris. Tilda Swinton fact #438: When Tilda Swinton answers the door on Halloween, you give her candy.

I don't understand how racist, minstrel blackface can so easily be conflated with painting your face to resemble a character that you love.

"Our religious faith is threatened by the woman who sang 'We R Who We R.' Maybe our religious faith sucks eggs."

A friend of mine had an extra ticket to his concert last week, and I almost took it just because I think he's hilarious. I decided to leave it for someone who actually wants to hear him sing. I just want to hear him joke around.

It looks like a good picture for the new "black people not amused by white people" photo collection.

Don't call him thickset! He's muscular.

It's really not that different! The movie has a couple of bits of craziness to it that's not in the novel but it's an interestingly straight adaptation besides that.

EX-actly. Care for an orange? I have a sack of them right here!

It's not always mental illness.