I can't see Moretz enthusiastic about anything without assuming it's some kind of plot against Jack Donaghy.

How the hell have you not been fired?

From the wisdom of Tumblr:

He was asking for it. What did he expect when he opened his mouth on Fox News.

YASS

{Shits in a box of gravel }made me spit out my diet coke!!

I am the only person not in this movie. And I am very hurt. Not that I had time for it. I'm very busy. But an invitation would have been nice.

Maybe it's just because I'm one of those lefto moonbats myself, but here's what I don't understand: How can these Tea Party folks successfully present themselves as fiscal conservatives after bringing the country to the brink of default, AND costing the U.S. economy 25 billion dollars? Because whatever their followers…

I don't understand why David Vitter wasn't just offered the role of Christian Gray in return for funding the government and this whole crises could have been averted.

I have been waiting to use this...

My favorite part:

Oh they accomplished something alright. Hillary 2016!

It's one thing to talk about a show like Friends and poo-poo any comments about the lack of diversity, because it's entirely possible for a specific small group of people to only run in circles that include people that look like them, even in a place like NYC.

But for a show like SNL, with a premise that relies on…

Someone tie Ted Cruz down in the garden and let the weeds grow over him. Just think how much money on fertilizer they can save.

Did you just wake from a coma? Also, if you touch people/things, can you see their past and/or future?

Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner both have extremely low Q scores

YEAH AMERICA!!!