I'd totally give her a KitKat.

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. Tilda Swinton is the new Chuck Norris. Tilda Swinton fact #438: When Tilda Swinton answers the door on Halloween, you give her candy.

I don't understand how racist, minstrel blackface can so easily be conflated with painting your face to resemble a character that you love.

"Our religious faith is threatened by the woman who sang 'We R Who We R.' Maybe our religious faith sucks eggs."

A friend of mine had an extra ticket to his concert last week, and I almost took it just because I think he's hilarious. I decided to leave it for someone who actually wants to hear him sing. I just want to hear him joke around.

It looks like a good picture for the new "black people not amused by white people" photo collection.

Don't call him thickset! He's muscular.

It's really not that different! The movie has a couple of bits of craziness to it that's not in the novel but it's an interestingly straight adaptation besides that.

EX-actly. Care for an orange? I have a sack of them right here!

Every pop star in the world should strive to write a lyrical ode to the best '90s movie about witches in all of human existence.

Fedora Few Dollars More.

She's perfect!

It's not always mental illness.

Another sidenote: when people get going about this stupid alpha/beta-male bullshit, I immediately associate them with that seedy fandom bullshit. You know what I'm talking about.

Isn't there a scene where he'll be tied to a chair? That'll help him get his father's attention at least.

the co-founder of VICE is a giant douche? color me shocked.

I can't see Moretz enthusiastic about anything without assuming it's some kind of plot against Jack Donaghy.

How the hell have you not been fired?