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I wish there were a way to loosen the death-grip that Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have on my heart, because I do…
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From the wisdom of Tumblr:
He was asking for it. What did he expect when he opened his mouth on Fox News.
{Shits in a box of gravel }made me spit out my diet coke!!
I am the only person not in this movie. And I am very hurt. Not that I had time for it. I'm very busy. But an invitation would have been nice.
Maybe it's just because I'm one of those lefto moonbats myself, but here's what I don't understand: How can these Tea Party folks successfully present themselves as fiscal conservatives after bringing the country to the brink of default, AND costing the U.S. economy 25 billion dollars? Because whatever their followers…
I don't understand why David Vitter wasn't just offered the role of Christian Gray in return for funding the government and this whole crises could have been averted.
I have been waiting to use this...
My favorite part:
Oh they accomplished something alright. Hillary 2016!
It's one thing to talk about a show like Friends and poo-poo any comments about the lack of diversity, because it's entirely possible for a specific small group of people to only run in circles that include people that look like them, even in a place like NYC.
But for a show like SNL, with a premise that relies on…
Someone tie Ted Cruz down in the garden and let the weeds grow over him. Just think how much money on fertilizer they can save.
Starting your Tuesday off with a Mean Girls/SNL/Baby Mama-inspired bang, The Hollywood Reporter says that Tina Fey…
Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner both have extremely low Q scores
He loolks like one of those age progression photos that they use for missing children. The eyes always retain that baby shape. But he is cute little dude.
The heroine's so immature and inexperienced she refers to her genitalia as "down there. " Every time they have sex it's like he's invading Australia.
Christina Hendricks looks like Social Services from Moonrise Kingdom.
I want to make a snarky comment about if he did have his bulge maybe he wouldn't be such a miserable excuse for a human, but not only is that an unnecessary attack on his body, I also get the feeling Schubert could be literally hung like a horse and he'd still be a miserable person, neck-deep in a cowpie of his own…