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Ryan Reynolds is the most spectacular example of this, no? I keep imagining people sitting around in Hollywood saying "You know, I don't think the public are really going for Ryan Reynolds. Let's give him another couple of $100m+ blockbusters, and if they flop... we'll give him a couple more."

Haha, did Selena really say "She's young"? She just can't understand those crazy kids that are just five years her junior! Man, between the kids these days and the arthritis, being 21 sucks.

Keep going, Rush. Every time you talk about women, a Democrat gets an extra per cent in their approval rating.

Liked for impeccable gif usage.

I feel almost bad saying this about a movie that also features Daniel Day-Lewis, but wiggy TLJ absolutely stole that film for me.

Did it have a caption in Latin that reads "Actual size"?

My demon folder is labelled "All of my secrets and everything I've ever done that's illegal - CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, NSA". If anyone goes in there, it's their own stupid fault for being nosey and they deserve to be possessed.

I don't see not understanding somebody else's kink as being necessarily homophobic, especially when they say they find straight men's obsession with lesbians equally bewildering.

"Cat Marnell and Richard Kern talk about Girls" - come on, you've got three, let's see if you can stick something else I passionately hate in there! "Cat Marnell and Richard Kern talk about Girls while listening to Emerson, Lake and Palmer"? "Cat Marnell and Richard Kern talk about Girls in blackface"? "Cat Marnell

It's always hilarious when conservatives realise the profit motive sometimes results in things they disapprove of making money. Suddenly they start talking like a hardcore Maoist. They did something that makes money? Execute the counter-revolutionary capitalist running dog!

Oh man, I didn't notice the ouroboros necklace! I was inexplicably distracted by something else in the same region.

I think you're probably right, but there's a romantic part of me that wants her to realise the world is brilliant and full of possibilities when you don't have a creepy middle-aged-man locking you in his bile nest every day. And she would become brilliant and be a really self-aware ironic celebrity who does amazing

"People are literally lining up to suck Brand's cock because he claims to support a revolution; whose revolution is entirely open to interpretation since Brand is never going to 1) give up his privileged position or money; 2) recognise that that group called women are human too; and 3) stop sexually harassing women."

He also "refused to deny" being involved in the early death of a porn star he was involved with. A really great guy all round.

I've got a friend like that too. Spends all his time listening to Battles and Flying Lotus, but a really good, cheery, silly, superhero-loving scruffball of a guy.

The Proust questionnaire is brill.

Yeah, I'm not interested in fashion, but I do sometimes buy VF for the Hollywood/politics/literary world coverage once in a while, and when I do I'm always surprised at how many people think clothes can best be sold with pictures of women not wearing any.

She's just one of those people who listens to Japanese math-rock, but isn't a hipster! You know, those people!

Anybody call for me? No? No love? Aww... okay.