I'm insanely selfish; I just want this pregnancy not to interfere with her directing another movie soon hopefully. Because Whip It killed.

Miss Russia's costume is a reference to the ancient Siberian tradition of going out of the bathroom without realising you've got a bit of toilet roll stuck to your shoe.

Seriously, though, it sounds like you massively improved Prometheus for everyone you were watching it with.

Yeah. I don't hold it against her - it was pre-Scandal, she was offered a big part in a Spike Lee movie, a girl's gotta eat - but holy hell that movie was terrible.

A problem that predates Photoshop by a couple of centuries, sadly: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grande_Od…

Okay, I think I've just worked out the point of Riff Raff. He's like the shibe doge meme, but in a human body.

Liked for Uncle Boonme.

I don't think you should be ashamed - like I say, she never really had the breakthrough moment she deserved, and was far off most people's radars. I do hope the obituaries inspire more people to take a look through her back catalogue.

Really, really sad about Antonia Bird; she never got her due. She inherited Ravenous after the original director left with just a few weeks to go before production and somehow turned it around completely.

How is Cormac McCarthy "dude-bro", exactly? I mean, this new movie might well be bad, but was there some extra material cut out of The Road, say, which might justify this incredibly silly dismissal? ("'Dude, that's a fuckin' baby on the barbecue! Gnarly!', the Man said.")

That's the thing about these Disney Channel chicks, man. He keeps gettin' older, they stay the same age!

Those rowers.

So she thinks Princess Meridia is ugly? Bad enemy to make, Patti. Very bad decision.

Hey now! The golden age of celebrity education isn't yet dead and bur...

Oh, that's interesting - I'd read some Thompson, but never Tevis. The only other thing I knew about Tevis was that Heath Ledger was interested in adapting one of his books when he died; didn't know those other films were based on his work. I must read The Man Who Fell To Earth one day - I suspect it'll be very…

YESSSSSSS. Masterpiece. I'm so glad Nicolas Roeg and Anjelica Huston made a movie for kids because otherwise I'd have been denied their genius during my formative years. And you can't watch The Man Who Fell To Earth and The Grifters when you're eight unless you're comfortable with your adult life turning out very…

I'm normally pretty good at separating the art from the artist, unless the artist is, say, denying the Holocaust or campaigning to stop babies getting vaccinated against potentially fatal diseases. But man, does Sean Penn ever test this ability.

That's serving some Swintonesque realness right there.

I think it's beneath Beyonce too, and was a bit puzzled by Callie's rejoinder. Just because someone's got money doesn't mean they're necessarily worth our time.

"You see what a sly little coward Gavin is? First whiff of gun powder, and he’s fleeing for the safety of irony, turning in every name he can think of, blaming the media for not being in on the hipster joke. It’s all their fault, you see! I’m just a fashionista poseur! Don’t take me seriously, please!"