If memory serves, it's right in the first episode. British show runners don't keep you waiting!

So she's arguing that we should deregulate child rape to free competitive, innovative American child molesters from the strictures of big government intervention. Someone's got a bright future at the Wall Street Journal ahead of them!

So that big article about what a nightmare the set of The Canyons was - that was Schrader and co in cautious, politic mood, careful not to reveal too much for the sake of the film's integrity? Holy shit.

Oh yeah - if he'd criticised her for appropriation I'd have joined the queue to bang him myself. But the thing about Harry Styles is he fucks around, and everyone knows he fucks around. And play on, playa - if I was in his position I'd do exactly the same thing. But to hear him turn around and accuse Miley, who's…

On the plus side, you get one of the best ever Simpsons episodes out of it.

I can't read Hebrew, so I'm just going to assume the top three lines are a pictogram of Grumpy Cat.

Forget it, Jake. It's internet town.

As always, Janelle Monae wins by turning up.

Don't do yourself down, it works as a response for pretty much anything he says.

Ah, the complexities of being a "feminist icon" who's friends with and does photoshoots for Terry Richardson. Us mere mortals can't understand it.

I think she'll get better. She does go off on a sort of dubious idealisation of 'native' people sometimes, but she seems curious, which is the first step to learning.

Clearly inspired by the greatest squirrel exhibitionist of all time: Great British Bake-Off's testicle squirrel.

My contribution to the "men who were unexpectedly hot when they were younger" sub genre:

Hold this cat.

It's almost like she isn't proud of being in this universally-panned film written by a shithead!

Yeah, I laughed at that too. I mean, it's got its problems, but if you simply have to be a far-right racist just because you're white and you're from Texas, explain Lyndon Baines Johnson, Richard Linklater, Wendy Davis, Liz Carpenter, Don Henley, Bill Paxton, Joshua Oppenheimer, Natalie Maines, Molly Ivins, and on,…

Martin Scorsese judges your eyebrow judgment.

I'M A GIGANTIC BRAIN

Fortunately, you now have a replacement for your blown mind!

That gif of Miley tweaking in the eyes of the Girl with a Pearl Earring is terrifying. It makes me wonder if anything with the image of a tweaking Miley becomes a tweaking Miley. Including your brain, Pond.