Bang on. For that, you unlock the special bonus level:

Yes, clearly we were all going to be talking about Buddha and Mohammed's influence on Billy Ray Cyrus until the evil powers of PC got here. You got us bang to rights. BTW, how does it feel to have an IQ that could be increased by someone shitting in your skull?

I am such a colossal art ponce, because my first thought was "Is that Joe Dallesandro in Flesh?" Well, once I finished laughing at Aubrey and Anna just tweeting each other silly shit when they're bored. Stars: they're just like us!

Wow. When Vice are criticising you for hipster racism, you know you've gone ten laps round the circuit of too far.

I think I'd just had it built up for me too much, really - it was at the start of the era where people were starting to rediscover it and call it the best movie ever, and I had it pressed on me by an ex-girlfriend who was absolutely obsessed with it. So I watched it, and I thought, "Yeah, it's alright, I guess". I'm…

I thought pretty much everyone except me thought it was the greatest movie ever made, so I was surprised to see it name checked like that. On the plus side, I'm pretty sure Katie and me have a 70% match now for being the only two people in the world who aren't mad on The Shawshank Redemption.

Oh, she's made it clear that she's not one of those women, you know, the not-fun ones who care about objectification. She loved her husband's creepy video. I used to like her, but now, eh.

She's like that college dorm mate you had who started smoking dope and within a month everything they said was about how much more open-minded it made you, and it's totally put them in touch with their shamanic creativity, and if only everyone did it we wouldn't have so many uptight squares starting wars and that.

I think the point is, that was fine when she was a teenager. There's something embarrassing about seeing a woman in her early twenties act like this.

I love that octopus. He's the Pope of Nope.

You seem to be confusing Neko Case with... actually I have no fucking idea who you're confusing her with.

Amy Adams as Batman might be interesting, though. I've seen The Master, she can be terrifying when she wants to be.

Stop! Collaborate and listen. Harry's back to squeal at some children.

But he's not complaining about not getting roles, isn't he? He's part of David Cronenberg's regular company now, and he's lined up for the next Werner Herzog film. That seems like the sort of work any actor would be happy doing, especially if they don't have to worry about making a massive blockbuster hit any more.

I'm not saying his hair had to be created by aliens, but can you imagine human engineering creating that?

I've also found this. Including plenty who always vote in favour of anti-gay marriage legislation, because it's "changing the definition of marriage". The irony appears to be lost on them.

The last thing I heard from her was that collaboration with the Pussycat Dolls, which I actually enjoyed despite myself, but made me confused as to why she was wasting this stuff on the Pussycat Dolls rather than releasing a new album already.

True. Also, it's not like I have to sleep with any of my celebrityy crushes. I'd be perfectly satisfied just hugging them until they went "That's enough now, GTFO, security!"

"I left the party at 3 a.m., alone, thank god/ With some Kibbles from the bride, it's mah puppeh I love" - radio edit of 'Hold On, Hold On'

YES. Let's start a Kickstarter to make Pulling Your Tampon Out!: With Dr. Steve Brule a reality.