Stallone is a Republican and a vocal supporter of Sarah Palin, so that's a no-score draw. But does Stallone have anything as awesome in his back catalogue as Pulp Fiction, Moonrise Kingdom or Twelve Monkeys? If he does, I'm not seeing it.

He's got that special type of religion where, once you're cool with the big man, you don't have to put in even the slightest shred of effort being anything but a douche to people down here on Earth.

"Mainstream America" made you famous, Chris, you stupid fuck. You're not clogging up Top 40 radio because you're the second coming of Sun Ra.

This is where my mind unfortunately went, straight away: some of that fat had probably outlived its owner.

Sending out the loud and clear message, "Don't eat meat! Unless it is the meat of a creepy middle-aged man telling you he can totally get you places in the modelling world!"

What I've decided I'm getting from this gif is that PETA have now upset Chris Morris, the world's most intimidating man. They're finished.

"dominantly black voters"? How did they become a national party when the majority of their votes came from a minority?

And if you then asked that bro why there were no women on his show, and he said "I'm not making a show about diversity! I can only write for men! Women don't need to be in everything!" We wouldn't be cool with that at all, would we? I don't see why people don't understand that this stuff is portable - you can…

Look, I'm sorry I didn't complain more about Stalin at the time, but I have what I feel is the bulletproof excuse of not being born then.

Ideally, they shouldn't. But thanks to Citizens United, they can. The Republicans don't seem to understand that these laws don't only cover the instances where they'd be happy to see the law enforced.

Like this: "Normally, you'd have to sit through a crowd of assholes barking about embryos at this point in the evening, but they've voluntarily deported themselves. Good idea, isn't it?"

I've loved MAJ for years now, and was pleased to see her get a mention here.

I think it's a combination of three things: yes, the amazingly white depiction of New York, coupled with the fact that the tiny roles there were for minorities were amazingly stereotyped (magical black homeless dude tells Hannah to love herself! And all the casting sheets insisted minority roles had to have a heavy…

It's like a BabelFish - only rather than translate, it makes top 40 stations listenable!

Yeah, I know what you mean. And it's not as if I've been into her soooooo much longer than everyone else! I only really became aware of her through her short for Destricted, about six or seven years ago. But her popularity would bother me much less if she was inspiring people to create genre-defying, bold, personal…

I can't decide how I feel about Marina being in this video. I'm sort of thrilled someone so uncompromising and avant-garde is being introduced to the mainstream, but I can't help thinking she's becoming a shortcut for fairly safe and predictable cultural figures to show how cutting-edge they are. (See also: James…

I kind of feel like, when your big love song to a non-white woman ends with you threatening to "send her back" if she doesn't love you, you should be careful accusing other people of not giving a fuck about other people's feelings.

Huh, well, hush my mouth. I still think it'll be financial irregularities or some other important-but-boring manner, rather than a really juicy scandal. But hey, at least by doing this, she's ensuring absolutely nobody is talking about it! *coughs*

First they came for the racist frat bros, and I did not speak up, because I was not a racist frat bro. And that turned out to be the right thing to do, because all they wanted to do was make fun of them and prod them into hilarious self-pity, and basically everything worked out OK.

Thus ended the tenure of Marvel's least successful Bruce Banner ever.