She briefly acted as the target for the internet's rich-girl issues before the "fake geek girls" non-troversy distracted them.

In Dina's defence, a drunken phone call from Dina fucking Lohan should be enough to scare any addict straight.

"Listen to how un-American you're being."

Yeah, he seems to be not great at pitching. "It's the new Spike Lee joint! Need I say more?" Yes, it would be helpful if you said more.

I'd have liked it more if he'd have said "I couldn't stop smiling #botchedfacelift"

So how long before left-wing blogs are "totally accidentally" added to the list of obscene sites? This is a government who recently tried to ban trade unions from making political donations in the hope that it would financially cripple the Labour party; they seem hell-bent on making a country where the markets are…

It really is treated as just any other newspaper - not on the top shelf, no age checks when you buy it, nothing. Which doesn't bother me personally because it's tame stuff, but it makes an absolute mockery of Cameron's "won't somebody think of the children!" stance. As ever, he's beating up on safe targets and…

'Twas ever thus. I live on a council estate, and I was once accused of not being properly in touch with the urban poor by a member of the Estonian royal family. Apparently I didn't 'get them' because I didn't like the movie Kids. In the years since, this has become my favourite "stupid fucking rich people" story…

...and the wax figures are even worse!

Did you read that leaked rant from him about the Taylor Swift incident, when he was talking about how his mother protested and died for his right to become famous? At first I thought "God, what a self-absorbed ass", but then it started unsettling me. He really doesn't sound like he's properly accepted and understood…

Oh, I'm pleased I'm not the only one who wastes his time doing biopic dream casting. Why has no-one made a Billy the Kid movie with Jamie Bell yet, that's what I want to know?

A friend of mine has a friend who has a similar odd grasp of what's being told to him. When Somalian pirates were first making the news, we had to explain to him that ships were not being attacked by some alien pirates.

I was also a bit puzzled by that. I saw Byzantium the other night, and that opening scene where Gemma Arterton's running away from Thure Lindhardt? That's an ass.

This is really interesting, and everyone - on either side of the issue - has posted good stuff here about it. I think part of the problem is a lot of people aren't aware that RS does (often very good) current affairs coverage, coupled with the fact that being on the cover of Rolling Stone is still thought of as a…

He has a certain Ben Whishaw quality. Biopic?

That's Racheal Jeantel, who speaks three languages, versus this idiot, who seems to be struggling with one.

They're not, Maude, but considering your dad's circle of friends I can kind of see why you think that.

Equally, though, if a male media figure had the sort of "lol disabled feminists" response to criticisms of Evelyn Evelyn, he'd be on our shitlist forever. So it cuts both ways.

I'm not an especially big Neil Gaiman fan, but even I have to wonder how he feels when his wife produces something like 'A Poem for Dzhokar'. Is he so blinded by love that he thinks it's good? Or is it more a "Shit, this is the woman you love. Keep your mouth shut" response?

The left doesn't need to whip up racial tension to remind African-Americans who to vote for. It just needs to wait for the right to respond to, say, an unarmed black teenager being shot by a racist paranoiac, and point at their responses. You do the job much better than any Democratic party PR guy ever could.