realcaptainparsnips
realcaptainparsnips
realcaptainparsnips

Boy, I bet the Civil Rights Movement wish they had you on side as a consultant. You could tell them that all that marching and protesting was a waste of time when they can just vote for a candidate who isn't racist and it'll all work out great!

I know! All you have to do is kill an unarmed kid, and everyone acts like you're a bad guy! We should set up a scientific institute to study the roots of this utterly unfathomable phenomenon.

"all state governments" - you're posting this on the day Texas made the decision they did, right? Unwedge head from rectum, start again.

Your whelm-meter seems set piteously low. If you find the notion "women liked Doctor Who more back in the Eccleston and Tennant eras" so impossible to comprehend, why not look at other comments on this site, or the ratings, or Tumblr, or Twitter, or... oh, what's the fucking point?

Yes, inasmuch as the article doesn't say anything at all about when female fans of Doctor Who joined the show. To get access to this information one would have to, I don't know, ask people? Join a discussion with a tone other than "Ha, I skimmed this while blind drunk and I'm pretty sure you're all hypocrites!"

I was going to remind you of women pregnant through rape, incest, coercive relationships, etc., but you probably think the human body has a way of shutting that thing down.

It's from David Cronenberg's 1980 film Scanners. A seminal moment for anyone who grew up with VCR, finger hovering over the rewind button to check out any particularly awesome bits.

Because women who love Doctor Who largely came on board the show during the years when it wasn't excluding women from behind-the-scenes posts. Any more idiotic questions?

Haha, that's great! Patton Oswalt once said that, when they were both working on Calendar Girls, he mentioned that Excalibur was the first R-rated movie he saw, and she said "Did you enjoy my boobs?" He did, obv.

Yeah, that's something I always think about when everyone's all "It's a personal choice! Stop persecuting people for having fun!" Cocaine is a bit less fun if you live in, say, Mexico or Colombia.

Tsk, you've misspelled "syfy".

Give her a break! Her father died and then her creepy serial killer uncle came to stay, she's allowed a few mixed-up fashion choices!

B-but she's an 'activist'! Against 'bullying'! Someone said one of her singles sounded like Madonna and it hurt, you guys! So free pass for life.

Spice is for life!

I love Edgar Wright's weird sixth sense for which 'serious' actors should do comedy. Really looking forward to seeing Rosamund and Eddie Marsan in this.

Locked out of Heaven is just the Police's Message in a Bottle with Dr. Zoidberg on backing vocals, isn't it?

I'd forgotten all about Elementary - I haven't seen any of it yet, but I've heard intriguing things about their Adler. It could go very wrong or it could go very right.

I'm reminded of a comment made by the brilliant female Iranian director Samira Makhmalbaf (see her 1998 film The Apple, if you haven't already), where she said that when she started out it worked in her advantage that she was a teenage girl; people would see her with a camera and think, "Oh, she's just a little girl,

I love how there's a bizarre Isabella Rossellini video for pretty much any animal Jezebel can write a story on.

Who's the best friend?