Why does this always happen to Germans?

Selflessly shooting squillions of sensual selfless surrounded by sexy sunlight as my s key breaks and sssssssssssssssssss

I think that's an unnecessarily harsh reading of it. I couldn't write a script recently until I sat down and hashed it out with a friend in his forties; that isn't a vote of no confidence to my own generation, just a reflection that I couldn't find the story and I needed someone more experienced to help me work it…

You can't look like you're trying to write something intelligent and coherent! Why would Vice hire an effort-putting-in loser like that?

"That's right, I read them my poetry. I'm not proud of it and I'm lucky to escape the attention of the Hague, but I moved on."

I love on the American version where they have to have a caption pointing out that lie detectors are a totally bullshit pseudoscience, but still have people screaming at each other about what the lie detector said over it.

She came out as bisexual, actually.

Next week in Dirt Bag: "Taylor Swift Dating Crazy Mansion Swimmer Guy: Found Deranged Attempt To Swim Moat 'Like a Real-Life Fairytale'"

Of course, women who talk about their bisexuality are always assumed to be just straight girls looking for attention. Bisexual erasure cuts both ways.

Thanks! It's just my reading of Nick, though, based on the few clues Fitzgerald gives us. I do love The Great Gatsby, but it strikes me as an odd book in that it has really clear themes and symbolism wrapped around some very enigmatic, vague characters. Obviously in the case of Jay Gatz that's the whole point, but I…

On the plus side, if they're looking to be as faithful as Baz doubtless is (hem hem) to the spirit and the letter of Fitzgerald, they will all end the summer by being murdered.

Like a lot of the characters in the book, Nick is hard to really get a definitive read on, which isn't always a detriment in a narrator - sometimes you just want someone to guide you through the story and not be too distracting in themselves. It is a lot more of a problem in a movie protagonist.

My, just look how excited he is.

+1000 for That Mitchell and Webb Look.

Hell, I remember them making a whole post scolding the media for exploiting amanda Bynes's breakdown. It was last fucking week!

Oh please, enlighten us on how this is a masterclass in journalism. We're all waiting for your pearls of wisdom.

"The secret is eating your own fingers."

If his scientific explanation turns out just to be a clip of that kid going "My 'giney tingles!" it will be the high point of Morgan Spurlock's career.

How many blue-chip novels has James Franco signed on to direct now? Is he ever planning to finish one of them, or is this a conceptual art project conducted through the medium of trade paper announcements?

I believe one of her relatives edited the book for its first publication and took out all the sexual material. It wouldn't surprise me if that was still used in a lot of classrooms.