A vaccine was never mean to her father so they are still in the good column 

OK. WTF is a “tankie” ... is this a new thing?

Not to be all “get off my lawn,” but this is entirely his fault - he should have called “behind you” to his fellow kitchen worker, instead he created a situation where he had to bail out a teammate as a result of his own malfeasance. All I see here is a showboating glory boy. 

This sounds suspiciously like we're approaching the Double Secret Probation Event Horizon.

That... that may actually solve a lot of problems!

they tried to track where the lsd came from, but they ended up tracking gentrification instead. 

Black staple. Call it the Urban Swingline.

See, you do need good guys with guns!

I think it’s pretty shitty of her high school to sell ad space at the diamond to white supremacy groups from seven surrounding counties. It’s not the message we should be giving to kids, and it takes away from her accomplishment.  Sad.

This isn’t controversy, this is some bullshit and not even worth a serious discussion. We need to, collectively, denounce this and everyone involved, I don’t want to hear “his side” of the story, I don’t need a fucking think piece on this, I THINK it’s a PIECE of SHIT! Enough!

It still baffles me that these Republican cronies are bending over backwards and doing high splits and somersaults to protect El Trumpo. Sure he’s a useful idiot, but it’s not like Pence would do anything different and he would be a lot less likely to be caught committing crimes. It’s like the entire Republican party…

I think that we can all agree that this wouldn’t fly in Capital City, the Windy Apple. 

North Haverbrook? I think you’re confused with Shelbyville.

Don’t try that shit in North Haverbrook.

At this game time.

Denying a person who has deluded themselves through their ego/entitlement to the point that logic doesn’t affect their thinking process will only push them toward their demons further, sadly as they begin to feel isolated.

Nah.
I’ve already done the family re-union this year.

The republicans will always punch down, always steal from the weak and always give the rich more at the expense of the rest of us.

Total Exoneration?!

It’s like Skinner telling Superintendent Chalmers that he had the Aurora Borealis in his kitchen and refusing to let him see it. “We have this document that fully exonerates the President. No, you can’t see it. Why would you want to see it? No.”