Try doing it in Florida. That'll get gour name on tv 

Almost 6 est. Kinda shocked it hasn't happened yet, but you have to wait for the hot pockets to cool down before you eat them.

Glad to see that Democrats are gonna take a page from the Republican playbook and use abortion to beg for  money.

Boop!

We're talking about him. I think that is what he wants. Can't wait to see him in the senate.

Britain, is again, at fault 

I was thinking cab with its doors open, but go on...

It's cancer. Those suits will be talking headsesque by the general.

Ha! Star for you.

Dude was a wrestler, he knows late night drive thru.

It is so much fun to watch dudebros get hit in the dick when the pendulum swings back.

Maybe if he didn't break the law he wouldn't have anything to worry about.

Rubbles don't make themselves?

¿Que?

ChefCheyanne uses weird capitalization in their responses. It’s a pretty standard thing to do when using printed text to communicate between cells.

Rak Garg, is that you?

I’m shocked that he didn’t claim that he actually is Rosa Parks, to be honest.

Come for the boobies, stay for the boomies?

Your pun fu is strong...

So Google is mad that their product is about to become obsolete and are funding disparate bunch of lawsuits. I remember a guy who once helped a hulk...