I can’t imagine thinking that a) mayor of South Bend is “a fucking important job” and that b) the guy who put wifi in the sewers “isn’t on the internet all goddamn day”.

I will never understand the state’s thirst for blood. Escapes from modern prison are rare. We can sentence people to life without parole. There is no need to kill someone, especially since our judicial process is imperfect. One exoneration from death row should be enough to abolish the death penalty. One innocent…

Unfortunately the video has already been leaked by the BBC:

Getting Matt Klentak’s pants’ reaction that quickly is some damn fine reporting, Chris.

One of the only good parts of Suicide Squad was Deadshot’s demands for his daughter. Paraphrasing:

You’re just kink shaming.

If I hear “I had sex with a black person!” as “proof” the person isn’t racist, I point out many slave owners routinely raped their slaves.  It rarely goes down well.

Doping violations in a card game? Now that’s a bridge too far 

I say nuke it from orbit - It’s the only way to be sure...

Two incorrect uses of “to” is too much.

Looked back with 3 eyes.

now that is some love for the white stuff I can get behind...

Fuck it, we’ll do it live!

Pretty sure John MaCain learned some pretty strong real world lessons when he was shot down and kept as a POW..... unfortunately the lessons he took away seemed to be start every war imaginable 

This might be the lamest fucking Reichstag fire ever.

chicken

It knows what it did!