Who was showing curling?

So get ready for the entire US education system to use “abstinence only” sex education. That’ll fix it, just like it fixed teenage pregnancy

Maginot America Great Again!

he spent the better part of three days eating Jeni’s Ice Cream.

Do no engage and do not bring out of the grays, it’s all he wants.

No, don‘t Abolish all corporations. Make them Human in the eyes of the law if they break the law they go to JAIL Share values are frozen and all trading is LOCKED. The company is run by trustees until Jail term is over. Profits are paid to the victims of the crime and any left over goes to the Government.

But don’t worry, you’ll wake up from your nightmare in a world in which coffee beans are plentiful, unfortunately all the Polar Coffee Mugs melted.

Meh. It’s not like they bought furniture.

The press should find out where he’s going to hold his next speech and hire a mural artist to paint a fire escape door on the wall.

People keep talking about Mike Pence as if he knows what he’s doing.

People don’t realize if you put a hockey puck in his mouth and crank his arm, you get a flattened souvenir token that pops out of his horse’s ass

No, but, like cock sucker, it’s most definitely a pejorative because it referred to same-sex couples. The alternative sounds better.

+1 sour dough

Oh god, the media once again pushing their ‘pro-science’ bias on a story. The only proof that not sterilizing instruments can spread disease is done by scientists, who have financial incentive to find that such actions have problems, because they’ll get more of that sweet scientific grant money.

Article fails to mention that there are no laws in place that punish discrimination against pregnant workers. I’m so fucking sick of global demographic mysteries that have answers screaming in your face. White men shoot up schools and churches because they’re violently bigoted. Mystery solved. There aren’t enough…

Tell that to Eddie the otter.

Couldn’t do any worse than Zinke or any of the other grifter parasites, unless, of course, you hate the National Parks.