You know, I have talked with the time police. Time machines can only be used for comedy purposes.

Yes! I have been there to see it—and you should see the illumination plates! Absolutely gorgeous.

This is poetry! “Field of Fucks went Fallow.” Swoon!

Five Damn Years this woman worked for him and was undocumented, and he did nothing to help her, and now he’s trying to throw her under the bus! Grrrrrrr.

Thanksgiving can kiss my ass!

They need a better evacuation plan. 

There is nothing tragic about this. There is, however, some sort of poetic justice. Clearly, God wanted him dead - isn’t that how it works?

I invariably end up having made leg of lamb slightly before thanksgiving, and so leftovers always end up on my T’day table. My dad and I sit at one end of the table and chow down on that sweet sweet meat.

Emmet Otter’s Jugband Christmas! And George C. Scott as Scrooge is my personal favorite of A Christmas Carol.

Dried fruit (so prunes as well as dates) in North African cuisine is delightful. Chicken or lamb and date tagine, you guys.

If any one of the people leaving their native countries for a better opportunity in ours (I mean, yikes) gets killed or hurt by american soldiers, the absolute shit storm that it will create will be of nuclear proportions for this garbage administration.  

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them..”

With all due respect, that city always make me think of Silence of the Lambs.

Keep adding more greezy shine to his face until he’s just a lens flare

I wouldn’t expect that the judge would be able to award votes or an entire election to a candidate in a case like that, but if there were enough irregularities could the results be nullified and (ugh) call a new election?

Republicans have no bottom? That’s news to Lindsay Graham! 

His knowledge of geography is limited to knowing that Mexico is to the South of the U.S. He has no idea which country’s Northern border the caravan is crossing to enter Mexico. Or Western border, because Guatemala, but I digress.

Trump and a handful of people went uninvited in a fairly civil act to visit the place where these people died.