Hmmm. I think you may indeed be a goat.

I am not actually a goat, but goats are fantastic.

You’re all wrong. It’s not contempt he’s showing the bat. It’s appreciation. He’s saying “GO NOW BAT. YOU’RE FREE!!!” He’s releasing that fucker like a dove! Of course, bats are fucking stupid and can’t even find their way back to the dugout without the assistance of the batboy. But still, the opportunity to flee the…

Actually, it’s the likes of LonkDukDongSilver.

He cares very much that “election security” continues to mean Russian government operatives have full access and will help him and his cabal of kleptocrats and white supremacists maintain illegal power. 

Exactly. He cares deeply about it.

Finger Cuffs

8 four team divisions:

They best not forget to request thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.

And that guy is a Fjord Explorer!  Waka waka waka.

The Penn State vs. Ohio State rivalry knows no bounds. 

Always love an excuse to use this (sorry):

Wasted tax dollars on kabuki security and fake cop ego stroking. Abolish the whole DHS, it doesn’t do shit.

From a grayed out troll: “One person with a gun would have stopped it before anyone got hurt.”

I believe this is completely true! What I can’t believe is how the fake news media has kept this under wraps!

A feckless one?

well shit, apparently it’s “long face.” My Vietnamese husband corrected me when I excitedly told him I was bringing mut yai to the masses. Oh and it’s “mat dai”. God damn my white ass D=

Heffer is such a solid, underused insult

Kahlua for breakfast? What a wonderful phrase! Kahlua for breakfast...ain’t no passing craze...