Yah, you guys run; I’ll provide covering fire.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

She is a feckless cunt. Samantha Bee went for the wrong one.

More like

What an awful way for Lance Armstrong to stay relevant.

or in a more realistic saddening possibility, smear bacon on the rugs or something. =(

That’s only cause the worst of the harassers left and there isn’t anyone willing to be in that room to drop their pants.

World powers and domestic political actors could have made lots of choices along the way that would have led to Israel not being a genocidal ethnostate.

Can I warm you up, hon? What? Two dollar tip? Kiss my grits!

A modern Green Book.

“You had me at second cousin”

Since when do cops check ID’s for the person that called them?

To be fair, Yale university police did follow protocol and checked ID. Given our current environment with shootings, that is justified.

I’ll reserve judgement until after I hear Rudy Giuliani’s statement on the matter.

“I’m gonna put you in a hurt locker!”

Only the most developed palates can handle rubbing alcohol infused with a pine cone, you Philistine.

No. It’s not hard at all. And, I imagine that is something she’s heard quite a bit in her life.

I am fairly certain she lacks both the warmth and depth.

Not all HUD secretaries can be rocket surgeons.

“Tell me more about this hole in your sock. Does it golf? How does it feel about the coloreds, the dykes and the Jews?” —Trump, eyeing the vacant CIA directorship thoughtfully while slurping KFC gravy through a silly straw